Hanger Hooks

Tonight was a momentous occasion at my house. My son, in addition to learning that his penis is for peeing in the toilet, has learned that his pecker is GREAT for hanging stuff on. Like his sister's bracelet. Yes, there is a point in every Male's life when he attempts to hang stuff from his penis. For some of us, the attempts continue well into adulthood. Of course his mother screamed "Get that off of your wiener!!", which in little boy language means " I need to hang more stuff form my wiener and make sure Mommy sees it." The poor woman has no idea what she has started.